Policies
Apr 26, 2026

How To Have A Not So Happy Ending

We don’t offer sexual services or “happy endings”—our focus is on professional, therapeutic massage. If this is requested, the session will be ended immediately with no refund, first time and every time.

How To Have A Not So Happy Ending

How to have a not so happy ending

We take our work seriously - because what we offer is about care, respect, and professional therapeutic massage.

To be clear, we do not provide any sexual services, “happy endings,” or anything of that nature. Our focus is entirely on remedial, therapeutic, and wellness-based massage designed to support your body and wellbeing.

If a request of this nature is made, the session will be terminated immediately, and no refund will be issued—this applies the first time, and every time.

We ask that all clients respect our policies and approach so we can continue to provide a safe, professional, and comfortable environment for everyone.